Ketchup, by Jaed (PG)

[fignewton]

Title: Ketchup
Author's LJ/DWJ: unknown
Categories: theme: crackfic, humor, team, Daniel
Warnings: none
Author's Webpage/Fic list: unknown
Link to story: Ketchup

Why this should be read: This is one of my favorite crackfics ever: Armed only with a tomato ketchup bottle, Daniel must save SG-1!

Everything is just that little bit OTT without ever sliding into OOC. Makes me laugh every time. :)


We go back to the entrance room just in time to spot Daniel wandering off through a doorway in the wall. Dammit, five minutes ago there was no doorway in that wall. He must have found one of his secret passages.

I'm just about to yell at Daniel to come right back now, when there is a crashing sound. I hear Daniel call out, "Jack". This is followed by the sound of something falling a long way. Teal'c, Carter and I sprint for the doorway. We come to a stop at the brink of a hole. Black, round, with one of those bottomless pit looks about it.

"Carter, get the rope. Teal'c, I'm going down the hole, you..."

"Uh, Jack." I look up and see something picking itself up out of the dust on the other side of the hole. Something archaeologist shaped. It sneezes.

"Daniel Jackson did not fall down the hole, O'Neill."

"Thank you, Teal'c." I pause for breath and to count to ten. "Daniel, why didn't you fall down the hole?"

"I can fall down the hole, if you want Jack." Daniel has on his placating, puppy in trouble statement.