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sg1genrecs2010-06-03 11:21 pm
sam_gardener) wrote in sg1genrecs2010-06-03 11:21 pm
Entry tags:
Important Cultural Traditions, by Abyssinia (PG)
Title: Important Cultural Traditions
Author's LJ/DWJ:![[info]](https://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
abyssinia4077 / abyssinia
Categories: team, humor, crack
Warnings: nekid people
Author's Webpage: Masterlist of fanfiction
Link to story: Important Cultural Traditions
Why this should be read: Because this fic is too funny to not be recced for the crackfic theme. I'm late but just pretend you've traveled back in time a few days.
Vala learns about a yearly tradition not far from the Springs and Daniel regrets not sticking with his "no"
"Daniel!" Vala announced. Out of the corner of his eye he could see Mitchell focusing very, very intently on his waffles. "Have you ever heard of a -" she paused, squinting at the newspaper and focusing intently "- naked pumpkin run?"
Daniel blinked at her, decided he didn't want to know, and turned to Mitchell. "Is Landry still considering finally sending us to P38-937?" he asked. Daniel had been hoping to get back to the Ancient ruins SG-8 found for months now, but General Landry kept pulling the mission.
Mitchell shook his head, opening his mouth to respond, but Vala jumped in first. "I don't know how you expect me to be able to blend in when you won't teach me your important cultural traditions."
Daniel's head snapped back. "Shakespeare is an important cultural tradition. Opera. Mark Twain. Fireworks. Heck, Jack would rightly throw in baseball. Whatever this naked thing you're reading about is, it's not going to help you blend in."
Author's LJ/DWJ:
abyssinia4077 / abyssiniaCategories: team, humor, crack
Warnings: nekid people
Author's Webpage: Masterlist of fanfiction
Link to story: Important Cultural Traditions
Why this should be read: Because this fic is too funny to not be recced for the crackfic theme. I'm late but just pretend you've traveled back in time a few days.
Vala learns about a yearly tradition not far from the Springs and Daniel regrets not sticking with his "no"
"Daniel!" Vala announced. Out of the corner of his eye he could see Mitchell focusing very, very intently on his waffles. "Have you ever heard of a -" she paused, squinting at the newspaper and focusing intently "- naked pumpkin run?"
Daniel blinked at her, decided he didn't want to know, and turned to Mitchell. "Is Landry still considering finally sending us to P38-937?" he asked. Daniel had been hoping to get back to the Ancient ruins SG-8 found for months now, but General Landry kept pulling the mission.
Mitchell shook his head, opening his mouth to respond, but Vala jumped in first. "I don't know how you expect me to be able to blend in when you won't teach me your important cultural traditions."
Daniel's head snapped back. "Shakespeare is an important cultural tradition. Opera. Mark Twain. Fireworks. Heck, Jack would rightly throw in baseball. Whatever this naked thing you're reading about is, it's not going to help you blend in."