The Universe Is Infinite, by maranya14 (G)

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So, since stories not fiiting the theme are fine, I'll just post one of my favorites:

Title: The Universe if Infinite
Author's LJ/DWJ: maranya14
Categories: gen, humor, team (S10 team + Jack)
Warnings: none
Author's Webpage/Fic list: Fic List
Link to story: The Universe Is Infinite
Why this should be read: Because it's just. So. Much. Fun. Seriously. Directly after finishing, I read it a second team and it was still brilliant and funny.

"Technically, it was a moon, not a planet," Carter interjected. "We're tentatively designating it PFA-1094."

"And it was unknown because we truly didn't know it was there, sir," Mitchell said.

"Until we landed on it," Vala added.

"Until we crashed into it, to be precise," Daniel corrected, drily.

"You just can't let that go, can you?" Vala sighed, before continuing with a martyred air. "Anyway, we had just slipped away from the pirate armada, in a cargo ship that I managed to borrow..."

"Steal," Daniel and Mitchell muttered, in unison.