Title: Is That A Scroll in Your Toga, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Author's LJ/DWJ: redbyrd_sgfic
Categories: team, humor, episode tag
Warnings: none
Author's Webpage: Redbyrd's Stargate Fanfiction
Link to story: Is That a Scroll In Your Toga, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? or Read the story on LiveJournal

Why this should be read: This ficlet is funny but not terribly cracky - well except that it's a tag to Brief Candle - which is completely cracked. And it's toga!fic!

... an off-the-cuff comment-fic from redial_the_gate. This is an episode epilogue for S1: Brief Candle, inspired by kahlessa, who, on the subject of Jack, Daniel and Teal'c in togas said, "Fanficcers, please take note that this should happen post haste."

Colonel O'Neill glared balefully in the direction of their absent Argosian hosts. "Why are we doing this again?"

"Diplomacy, sir," Sam replied with straight face. "The Argosians have invited us to a celebratory feast, and we honor the Argosians by adopting their ceremonial attire." Her belly ached from trying not to laugh. She'd already turned the MALP around and set the video camera to record on her remote signal. Janet was going to *love* this. She turned to survey Daniel trying awkwardly to adjust his toga, which was slipping. "I'm told that anthropologists do it all the time."

Daniel gave her an injured look, glasses flashing in the sunlight. "You're never going to let me forget that, are you?"