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Title: Yet Another SG-1 Adventure
Author's LJ/DWJ: minnow1212
Categories: theme: crackfic, humor, team, Jack
Warnings: zombies!
Author's Webpage/Fic list: unknown
Link to story: Yet Another SG-1 Adventure

Why this should be read: One of the classics: General Jack, S9 team, Vala, zombies!

What, that's not enough? :)


From the observation room, they seemed normal enough, maybe a little gray in the face. Carter was hunched over a laptop, typing furiously (if, upon closer observation, a little clumsily), surrounded by books. Occasionally she paused to raise a spoonful from the bowl by her left hand. At a distance, its contents could pass for noodles. Mitchell and Teal’c were talking. Mitchell was saying things like, "The Priors have reversed other irreversible things, so we know their devices can do it, and in the meantime, it’s kind of an adventure!"

Teal’c was saying things like, "Yes, indeed, I am sure all will be well," and "we will exact an appropriate vengeance upon the Ori for this" and "I will consider it a pleasure to crack open their skulls and eat their brains."

Okay, that last one was a bit out of the normal way. Jack winced.

Daniel was sitting by himself in the corner, head buried in his arms. "I thought you said he was chattering away?" Jack inquired politely.

Landry coughed into his fist. "He was. He was, uh, talking quite a bit, in fact."

Jack raised his eyebrows.

"Unfortunately, as Carolyn explained it, the connective tissue between their body parts. Well."

When Landry stopped, Jack made the mental translation. "His tongue fell out?"

"It did regenerate. But he hasn’t seemed as inclined to talk since."

"Ah," Jack said. He shoved his hands in his pockets and rocked back on his heels. Below, Carter daintily slurped the last of the brains out of the bowl. "Shall we go in?"