Title: Sticky Situation
Author's LJ/DWJ: none
Categories: Humor
Warnings: none
Author's Webpage/Fic list: Author Profile on Fanfiction.net
Link to story: Sticky Situation

Why this should be read:
This is a cute little ficlet that just proves that the magnificent, wonderful SG-1 sometimes aren't the perfect heroes, and each can be as dorky as the rest. Sam is the victim this time, and Jack naturally finds her at a most inopportune time.


Sitting at her drawing table Sam poured over a technical drawing. The slanted angle of the table allowed for her to use her wrist in a more natural position as she made numerous changes to the page. On the desk next to her was a small plastic model of the device she was working on.

Using an X-acto knife with the precision of a surgeon's scalpel Sam sliced up a new piece of thin gray plastic to attach to the scale model. Snatching up a bottle of super glue she secured the new part in place. Absent mindedly placing the bottle of glue down at the top of her drawing table Sam inspected the new model critically.

"It will never fly." Sam sighed. "Of course it's not meant to be aerodynamic, but still..."

Scratching her head Sam continued to stare at the assembled chunk of plastic in her hand. After a few minutes of careful inspection she put it back down and returned to the drawing. Sam leaned her left forearm against the tilted table to steady herself for drawing. She was so focused on drawing that she didn't realize her mistake until she went to change the orientation of the paper.

"Oh...my...god..."