Title: Untitled Daniel
Author's LJ/DWJ: sixbeforelunch
Categories: Daniel, original character, humor
Warnings: none
Author's Webpage/Fic list: Nomadic Spirit
Link to story: Untitled Daniel

Why This Must Be Read: Here's another rec for our Dangerous Daniel theme!

You know all those cliched fanfics in which poor, woobie Daniel is bullied by nasty, mean Marines?

...You know, that Daniel? The one who stands up to the Goa'uld (even when he's on his knees) and, to quote this priceless fic, has had his "penchant for biting sarcasm" once "registered as a lethal weapon on an alien planet"?

Trust me. This story is not that kind. :)

With a hilarious series of phone calls from Jack and a zinger of a tag line from Reynolds, this fantastic ficlet will have you laughing out loud, even as you're nodding in agreement. Because really, no one could ever bully Daniel Jackson and live to tell the tale!


Daniel blinked, twice. Opened his mouth. Closed it. A marine wandered into the locker room, took one look at Daniel's face, and headed right back out.