To Dance On The Floor In The Round, By Pepper (PG)

[sam_gardener]

Title: To Dance On The Floor In The Round
Author's LJ/DWJ: pepper_field
Categories: Kidfic, Team, Humor
Warnings: Babyfic, some swearing
Author's Webpage/Fic list: Stargate fic on LJ
Link to story: To Dance On The Floor In The Round

Why this should be read: Really, truly, funny. Pepper labels it "highly indulgent" and normally I don't care for babyfic but if you enjoy OT4, (gen!OT4 of course), and kidfic tropes at all, this is a great indulgence. There's lots of funny dialog and somehow everyone remains in character, with just the perfect amount of crackiness. About 8910 words.

"This may be problematic."

Jack gave him a long look, but finally let it drop. "Okay, what about Dorothy, then?" The others groaned. "What?"

"If you will not approve Leia, I will not approve Dorothy," said Teal'c, sharply.

"At least it wasn't Maggie, Marge, or Margaret," said Sam, philosophically, trying to ignore the fact that the tiny, nameless baby asleep in Teal'c's huge arms was about the most adorable thing she'd ever seen. "And before you suggest it, sir, NO, we're not calling her Lisa, either."

"How about Claire, after my mother?" Daniel suggested.

"I like Claire," volunteered Sam.

"Claire's good," agreed Jack.

"NOT Cla'er," said Teal'c.

Daniel got that distant look he got when he was mentally running translations, the one that Sam privately thought of as slightly constipated. Then he winced, and glanced at Teal'c. "Oh," he said. "Yes. Not Cla'er." Jack and Sam exchanged looks, but forbore to ask.