Title: Investigation
Author's LJ/DWJ: penknife
Categories: theme: crackfic, humor, team
Warnings: none
Author's Webpage/Fic list: My fic at the Archive of Our Own
Link to story: Investigation into the effects of zat'ni'ktel fire on the common Peep, by Samantha Carter

Why this should be read: Hammond knows that a bored SG-1 is a dangerous thing...

A completely straight-faced written report by Sam on what happens when you fire a zat at Peeps. As delightfully cracky as it sounds, and absolutely for the win!


The subjects for the experiment, a box of Peeps marshmallow candies, were provided by Dr. Daniel Jackson, and Teal'c was responsible for firing the zat'ni'ktel. Colonel O'Neill assisted in the disposal of experimental subjects after testing was complete.