Title: Infirmary Notes
Author's LJ/DWJ: aurora_novarum/aurora_novarum
Categories: Drama, Humor
Warnings: Mild Language (by author)
Author's Webpage/Fic list: Master Fic List on Dreamwidth
Link to story: Infirmary Notes

Why this should be read:
This is probably one of my all time favorites. Its a day in the life of the SGC's Chief Medical Officer, as narrated by the CMO through her dictaphone. She brings in many characters from several teams, including SG-1, and Janet's day is filled with stress, drama and a bit of humor each day.


1104

Update: Initial post-mission physicals of SG-12 show all members are in perfect health. Captain Johnson has suffered no long-term effects of the zat blast and no members show signs of any alien infection or infiltration, pending results of lab tests. Have released team.

Sergeant Siler arrived with small second degree burn on his left hand. Patient reported his welding torch slipped and burned through the glove when Sergeant Harriman accidentally retracted the iris while Siler was still making repairs on it. Applied analgesic cream and bandage. Siler insisted he was fit for duty and so released him with reservations.

End update.

1143

Note to self: remember to double check requisition reports, including coding numbers. Looking for added bandages resulted in discovery of enough tongue depressors to make a wooden version of the SGC. Sigh, you know, Murphy, I need to get myself some coffee. Oh, crap, the record button's stuck.

[Banging noise heard. Tape ends.]