Title: And Can I Interest You in Some Fine Lakeside Property on P3L-997?
Author's LJ/DWJ/AO3: nandamai / nandamai
Categories: character: Daniel, character: Jack, character: Sam, character: Teal'c, humor, team
Warnings: None
Author's Webpage/Fic list: Nanda's Lament
Link to story: And Can I Interest You in Some Fine Lakeside Property on P3L-997?
Why this should be read: Meanwhile, back on Earth in the future, nature has put a similar damper on Jack's retirement celebration. It's perfect anyway.

About 280 words.

Snippet of fic:

“I told you to put the tarp up when we got here,” Sam said.

“Oh, you did not.”

“She did, O’Neill.”

“You said it was for old times’ sake, Jack,” Sam said. “It rained in the old times.”

“It rained a lot in the old times,” Daniel said.

“We got paid for that!”