Title: Never A Dull Moment
Author's LJ/DWJ: astrogirl2 
Categories: Crossover
Warnings: None
Author's Webpage/Fic list:  Master Index
Why this should be read:

Because Daniel is Awesome and Romana is even more awesome. Because it's funny and still in character for everyone. It's very funny even if you don't have any more than a vague idea who the Doctor and Romana are. (They are time traveling aliensfrom Gallifrey who travel around the universe. That's all you need to know, seriously.)

Daniel Jackson peered at the weathered inscription, muttering to himself. "...Place of the celebration... Yeah, definitely 'celebration.' Place of the celebration of... something." He leaned forward and brought his face closer to the wall, as if that would somehow make the meaning clearer.

"Discovery," said a pleasant voice at his shoulder.

He started hard enough that he almost bumped his nose against the stone. Making a rapid attempt to recover his dignity, he turned and found himself staring into a woman's face. She was calmly contemplating the inscription.

"This is the Temple of Ardraxa, place of the Celebration of Discovery," she said, trailing her finger casually along the line of symbols.

"Ah," said Daniel. And then, since that didn't seem to open up much in the way of communication, "You, uh... You speak Ancient?"

"More or less. 'Ancient' is an awfully relative term, though, don't you think?"

Never A Dull Moment