Title: No Respect for Normal Dimensions
Author's LJ/DWJ: caladria
Categories: theme: crossovers, team, humor
Warnings: crossover with Discworld
Author's Webpage/Fic list: Fanfiction.net profile
Link to story: No Respect for Normal Dimensions

Why this should be read: I've always loved the idea of a SG-1/Discworld crossover, if it's played for humor instead of crack.

This fic? Made. Of. Win.

The Luggage at its most recalcitrant cowed by Jack, Death and cats and his acquaintance with Daniel, Teal'c and the Eyebrow of Irony, Sam trying to explain quantum, of all things, to Death...

I repeat: made of win, and funny enough for even non-Discworld fans to enjoy. If you love pTerry? Go read this right now.


“Schröedinger was an Earth scientist who postulated that observing something fixed it as one outcome. For example, if you put a cat in a steel box, with a radioactive substance, then only the act of looking would determine whether the cat was alive or dead.”

I AM EVERYWHERE; I WOULD KNOW. BUT I WOULD NOT PUT A CAT IN A BOX.

There was a pause.

I WOULD, HOWEVER, APPRECIATE MEETING THOSE WHO WOULD.

He gave them all a sweeping glance that seemed, frankly, agitated, then clicked his fingers. The Box sprang up.

I THINK IT BEST THAT WE LEAVE, he said, looking at Carter like she’d stuffed that damn cat in the box with her bare hands, then handfed it plutonium. DOCTOR JACKSON, I TRUST WE WILL MEET AGAIN SOON, he said, then swept out of the room, taking his scythe, the kitten and the Box with him.