The Saga of Anubis (Or, How Daniel Jackson is Followed By a Kitten), by Lady Lade (R)

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Title: The Saga of Anubis (Or, How Daniel Jackson is Followed By a Kitten)
Author's LJ/DWJ/AO3: ladylade
Categories: Character: Daniel, character: Jack, character: Sam, character: Teal'c, character: Hammond, character: Fraiser, character: Siler, crackfic, humor, team, theme: crackfic
Warnings: Strong language, sexual references
Author's Webpage/Fic list: Unknown
Link to story: The Saga of Anubis (Or, How Daniel Jackson is Followed By a Kitten)
Why this should be read: It's not just a kitten that follows Daniel into his bathroom. It's not even just a Goa'uld kitten that follows Daniel into his bathroom. It's a macro-spouting baby Goa'uld LOLcat that follows Daniel into his bathroom, and about 2100 very funny words follow that.

Snippet of fic:

The kitten squeaks out, “Jaffa, kree,” when it sees Teal’c.

At first Teal’c looks bewildered (eyebrows at position 5). Then he looks angry (eyebrows position 1).

Daniel looks amused (hidden grin), and then more amused (hidden sniggering).

“You are a false God. I do not follow you,” he says to the kitten.

“I are Anubis! I HAS SEEN THE END. No one was spared, not even THE CHILDREN. WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN,” the kitten rants.

Daniel doesn’t even know how to decipher that one. Seeing as how Teal’c eyebrows are at positions 5 and 2, he doesn’t either.

“Well,” Jack drawls, “that’s a new one.”