Title: Bonded
Author's LJ/DWJ: tallulah_rasa
Categories: character: daniel jackson, character: jack o'neill, character: jacob carter, character: samantha carter, character: teal'c, era: season 1-2, humor, team, theme: dangerous daniel, theme: tok'ra
Warnings: none
Author's Webpage/Fic list: Stargate SG-1 Stories
Link to story: Bonded
Why this should be read: Bad things happen if you leave Daniel at home. Very, very bad things.

"Well, it's too bad you don't have a linguist around," Daniel said.
 
"There's something important written on the walls?" Carter asked.
 
"That's a good guess," Daniel said. "A linguist would be able to tell you if, say, that wall tells you what to do in case these adhesives accidentally get on your skin or clothes. A linguist could also tell you which spigot turns on a flow of...well, I guess the rough translation would be 'rubber cement thinner'."
 
"Do you need an engraved invitation?" Jack asked from between clenched teeth.
 
"Of course," Daniel went on, "a linguist would have been able to tell you this wasn't a shower room."
 
"I believe an engraved invitation is exactly what DanielJackson needs," Teal'c said.