Title: You Win Some ...
Author's LJ: penknife
Categories: Jack O'Neill, Sam Carter, Humor, Episode tag to "McKay and Mrs Miller"
Warnings: none
Author's Webpage/Fic list: My fic at the Archive of Our Own
Link to story: You Win Some ...

Why this should be read: Aside from the author's always wonderful dialogue and pitch perfect character voices, just one word - Tribbles. About 790 words.

Jack feels that the words "The good thing is ..." are always a little ominous.

Jack took a deep, calming breath. He'd been practicing that since he started working in DC and stopped getting to shoot things on a regular basis. "All right," he said after a moment. "It's probably worth it. Two of Dr. McKay ..."

"It really doesn't bear contemplating, I know," Carter said. Her voice grew more serious on the next words. "We all thought it would work."

Jack shrugged, although he knew she couldn't hear it over the phone. "How many times have those been our famous last words?"